Bigfishmag.com terms and conditions section mentions that “You believe that freedom of speech and freedom of expression exists and it’s not something that was just to be learnt in Civics to pass your exams.”
Internet provides a platform for that. But somehow my friend Leo here thinks that he can use this platform to Bigfish (courtesy Jigar, I might come back to you) his parents in return for some lousy comments from followers who finds it entertaining!
Well you certainly did not respect your parents, so I will also not make an effort to respect your parents in this article. Let’s see how many of your fans find this thing funny.
Let me introduce you, The Leo, a guy in his mid thirties who knows that he has the right to freedom of expression and speech & hence he can be as loudmouth as his mother’s asshole in whose praise he wrote this article Parents are overrated which surprisingly many people found amusing and funny to laugh out their brains.
Let me have the privilege of citing some excerpts from Parents are overrated.
“The worst thing is that these mother and father think they own you. Did you ask to be born?”
Oh I am sorry; Leo’s father didn’t asked Leo’s grandfather to be born. In fact Leo’s grandfather was out of town for so long, that when he returned home, he was very surprised to find that Leo’s grandmother had delivered a baby. Though I couldn’t find the original records, I somehow imagined what their conversation was like.
Another Excerpt:
“If this woman expects anything in exchange for this miracle called birth. The maximum compensation permitted is around, Rs. 20000 multiplied by nine (nine being the number of months in pregnancy)”
Now let me again take you back to the time in which Leo’s father was born. As you could gauge from the above drawings, Leo’s father was output of much drilling and tilling and he surely didn’t asked to be born, but somehow he managed to grow up and marry Leo’s mom and keeping with Family history he goes away for a long time too, and now if you are wondering where the hell every male member of Leo’s family go to, then wonder no more, because they go FHISH (Fucking himself in seventh hell; courtesy fruitygal.) Now Leo’s dad is away FHISHing and Leo’s mom is surely bored. Keeping apace with time, Leo’s Mom and Dad have moved to an undisclosed urban location, it’s a city having population of significant number and land is fertile, while farmer is away FHISHing and there are many drillers and tillers available waiting in the city to till and drill Leo’s mom. Leo did not asked to be born, but it’s the sheer fertility of Leo’s mom which keeps the unknown tiller’s seed for 9 months inside her and Leo thinks he can get away by paying Rs. 180,000.
Here is what TWDLM (Tillers Who Did Leo’s Mom) Association has to say to Leo.
Dear Leo
It’s been a long time since we got in touch with you, rather this is the first time we are getting in touch with you; before this we used to touch your mom. Leo, you always have been very naughty. In fact you are so NAUGHTY, right from your inception, that you didn’t even ASKED TO BE BORN. Hey but it’s not about all that stuff.
TWDLM Association has come to know that you want to pay off your mom for giving you birth, so that she doesn’t bother you anymore.
Well, we have nothing against your mom, she is a real gem, she would let us do anytime, sometimes we even created more holes than what mother nature provided to till and drill your mom, but we think it would be against the principles of Justice, that Landowner shall get the whole reward or compensation whereas it was us who did prepared the land at first and then planted the SEED.
We would like to tell you that, your mom was a complete fresher. She joined as a summer trainee under your Grandfather, and after completing her summer training she along with your dad moved to the city for BETTER AND LUCRATIVE opportunities. She started her career as a fresher and she did outclassed every other publicly available MOTHER (whose children are supposed to ASK before they are born) However, you are a premature baby, so technically you need not pay her anything and by the way you came out 2 months earlier when 3 tillers were tilling your mom from behind! So you shouldn’t be paying your mom a single penny.
However you need to pay us because we nurtured your mom when your father was FHISHing, we trained her, we prepared her, we drilled her and we tilled her. So it is JUST and fair that you pay us as per our capabilities.
If we don’t hear from you soon, we will sue you and just in case if it makes you feel any better, your real father did told your mom the exact sperm number, second from left as well as right. The guy had only 3 sperms, not much to choose from.
Now let me talk about your reply to my post: ITS NOT FUNNY
Well it’s not funny. I do think its not funny, when someone (read Leo, aka Bigfishmag.com’s Leo, your very own Leo, oh did I mentioned, the obnoxious Leo, the repugnant Leo, I am full of shit- Leo, the I am so full of shit Leo that I can’t shit in a toilet so I shit all over the world Leo) crosses THE limit.
In 3 word sentence I fucked up one word. Well I am glad; I didn’t fuck my parents as you fucked your parents on your very own blog!
KG school needs a Janitor. I applied as soon as you told me but that job was taken. I just out of sheer curiosity enquired and turns out the new janitor in your neighborhood KG school is your father (not the real one though, but the one who went FHISHing). He just returned home to find out that his (neighbor’s) only son, who didn’t asked to be born is so busy writing shit about his parents in virtual world that he has no other option but to take up a real job and wash his kid’s poop.
Now what the Fuck is JUST interested.
Just interested is something you can never understand. I did try to find out what might “JUST” mean to you.
Seems like TWDLM Association might be able to tell you what is JUST, because they are seeking JUSTice (here once again for you only, IT IS JUST AND FAIR THAT YOU PAY US AS PER OUR CAPABILITIES.)
About my curiosity, you attempted very smartly. Let me give you a graphical representation of my limit function as defined in your scholarly article.
As limit of my curiosity approaches Infinity, I FUCK YOU. As limit of my curiosity approaches Minus Infinity, I FUCK YOU.
Hope you would like this graphical representation of my curiosity limit function, and of course, YOU’R NOT CROSSING A LINE.
You are that sort of a person, who would cross any line. So I was really being an idiot to ask you such a stupid question PERIOD
And oh my god how I forgot this, you mentioned that my blog doesn’t list any porn I am working on that. As soon as I get the tape in which Tillers from TWDLM association are doing your mom, I will post it on my blog.
P.S. Those who think that Leo’s article on parents was funny, should take a print out and give it to their respective mothers. You would do your mother proud. In fact she would be so proud that she will ask you same question, “did you asked to be born? For I sure did not wanted you in this world.”
P.P.S. I am still loyal to BFM and yet I will rebel against any article of yours which approaches my limits. That’s how I can be loyal as well as rebel.
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